Sexy Mutant Man

Well…I have encountered an interesting issue. A problem that Brandon said I was going to face. And I laughed at him. Well, all hail Brandon…he was right. I not only have TNG liking me, I have TNG’s roommate, MNG, liking me, too. Which, I should be feeling flattered and excited, but I’m not. I’m feeling an overwhelming sense of, “What the hell is wrong with these guys, I am not that great!!”

They discussed it with each other yesterday before they discussed it with me. The whole “whoever she chooses, we aren’t going to fight with one another, we’re still best friends, we’ll be happy for each other” etc. And I’d like to think that they are mature enough to have that actually happen. They are both 28 years old, and both extremely caring individuals. Not to mention, both very eligible bachelors, and neither one of them will be single for long.

What would be great is if I could take parts I love about Brandon, parts I love about TNG, and parts I love about MNG and create a mutant of sexiness. He’d be super intelligent, have a fabulous vocabulary, love his parents, have a good job, love my son unconditionally, have great teeth with a nice smile, can cook, be a handyman, be sensitive and confidant at the same time, be great in bed, love my friends, and lastly, be able to sing to me.

But I suppose that if I create Frankenman, I’d have to put in some things that would irritate me, because no one person is perfect. If my mate was 100% perfect all the time, and my relationship was always pristine and wonderful, I would get bored. I need a little imperfectness. I need my man to have some vices and faults. In fact, sometimes his faults make me love him even more. So in my recipe of Frankenman, I would include something from all three of the guys that drives me bonkers.

And who knows…maybe I don’t have to create a sexy mutant…maybe there is an actual man out there that embodies all those qualities. I mean, other than Brandon himself, because I realize as I’m rereading this post, that the qualities I want in a man, is pretty much Brandon already.

FUCK!